- 2011: TUMBLR IS LIFE
- 2015: why am i still here
do you ever get sad attacks and it drains you and you’re just left sitting there like wow this is so uncalled for rude
Best advice my 19 year old roommate gave me
“Just give him three days. Wait three days, no texts, no calls, no nothing. Then see if he comes back”
“What if I can’t wait three days tho??”
“You see the thing is, you keep running back to him and he gets off on it. He knows he’s gonna have you coming back to him. Why not give him three days and make him realize, oh shit it’s serious, I’m really losing her!”
“What if he doesn’t even come back?”
“Then why would you wanna be with someone that doesn’t want you? Why would you wanna be with someone like that?”
There you go.
Every “quirky” tumblr post
Do sexual act with me then do nonsexual act with me
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shove your cock in me and then take me to see the imax 3D screening of ratatouille
OMG
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